Some Things Never Change2011-06-03 by Eva Rosenberg
The year is 2020 and the United States of America has recently elected the first woman as well as the first Jewish President, Susan Eisenberg. A few weeks after election day, the President- Elect calls up her mother. “So mom, I can count on you to be coming to my inauguration?”
“I don’t think so. It’s a ten hour drive, and your father isn’t as young as he used to be, and my stomach is acting up again.”
“Don’t worry about it Mom, I’ll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home. And a limousine will pick you up at your door.”
“I don’t know. Everybody will be so fancy, I don’t know what on Earth I would wear.”
“Oh mom,” replies Susan, “Don’t worry about it. I’ll make sure you have a wonderful gown by Givenchy.”
“Honey,” Mom complains, “You know I can’t eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat.”
The President-to-be responds, “Don’t worry Mom. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in New York, kosher all the way. Mom, I want you to come.”
Mom agrees and, on January 20, 2021, Susan Eisenberg is sworn in as President of the United States of America.
In the front row sits the new President’s mother, who leans over to a Senator sitting next to her. “You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States?”
The Senator whispers back, “Yes I do.”
“Her brother’s a DOCTOR !”
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