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    <title>Daddy, How Was I Born?</title>
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    <itunes:subtitle>A little boy goes to his father and asks &#8216;Daddy, how was I born?&#8217; 

	The father answers, &#8216;Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!  Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.  Then I set up a date via </itunes:subtitle>
    <itunes:summary>A little boy goes to his father and asks &#8216;Daddy, how was I born?&#8217; 

	The father answers, &#8216;Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!  Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.  Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.  We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.  There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.  As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:  

	Scroll down&#8230;You&#8217;ll love this &#8230;.
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You&#8217;ve got Male! 

	

	Courtesy of Rita Veen, EA in Castaic, CA 
The TaxAngel!

	Please remember to send us your humor. 
Clean jokes preferred.</itunes:summary>

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	&lt;p&gt;The father answers, &amp;#8216;Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!  Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.  Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.  We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.  There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.  As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:  &lt;/p&gt;

	&lt;p&gt;Scroll down&amp;#8230;You&amp;#8217;ll love this &amp;#8230;.&lt;br /&gt;
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You&amp;#8217;ve got Male! &lt;/p&gt;

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	&lt;p&gt;Courtesy of Rita Veen, EA in Castaic, CA &lt;br /&gt;
The TaxAngel!&lt;/p&gt;

	&lt;p&gt;Please remember to send us your humor. &lt;br /&gt;
Clean jokes preferred.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;

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